Yes falks, you heard it here first. Fresh off his win in the Grand River downriver race, Erwin Ellen the Renaissance man of kayaking switched disciplines and won the Bus Eater Rodeo.
As always in these judged events, there is controversy. No prize was awarded to Erwin. While Erwin was surfing his face off in Bussy the organizers sneakily moved the rodeo to Kahuna wave.
Yes you heard it right while Erwin was riding up a storm in what some people would consider a terminal hole, those pretenders to the throne were playing around at Kahuna.
There must be some kind of international rule against moving an event just because the hole might kill some of the contestants. If Erwin was man enough to paddle it then why shouldn’t the others be forced to either paddle or concede defeat.